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 Post subject: next Saturday
 Post Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:28 pm 
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Don't forget to mark your calenders!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any
woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So
next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time (2000 Zulu),
all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they
think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show
support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of
alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your
anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your
efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this
anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to
at least 5 people you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward
and are in the position of posing as a national threat.

sorry. i had to put it in here. :)

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 Post subject: Re: next Saturday
 Post Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:47 pm 
yes sur. will pass the word on.


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 Post subject: Re: next Saturday
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Just to make sure there are no non-muslim posers, it wouldn't be a bad idea to eat bacon sandwich and then wash it down with your beer. (BBQ ribs could also work)

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 Post subject: Re: next Saturday
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I like it!! :cheers:


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 Post subject: Re: next Saturday
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Does this mean we can all hang out in your yard on that Saturday Mike? :)

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 Post subject: Re: next Saturday
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Alpine wrote:
Does this mean we can all hang out in your yard on that Saturday Mike? :)

good ideal tom.... :eyebrows:

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